About Horrible Group

We are a group of “adults” who have stopped trying to make relationships work. We look just like regular people, but less attractive. We ridicule each others personal lives… and dicks!

Mostly, we drink and play Cards Against Humanity with a dildo. We’re not what you would call “successful people” but we identify as successful people and that’s all that matters if you’re only horrible on the inside. If you want to talk about serious social and political issues you’re in the wrong place because we talk about fuckin’ and makin’ money and shit.

Sad. But thanks for considering our horrible group.

Look, it’s not your fault people don’t like you. Your horrible personality is beyond your control. Accept the fact that you are an overweight, lazy alcoholic and it is all downhill from here. You’re not born full of rage and hate, you have to earn that shit!

You’ve tried to fill the hole inside you with drugs, alcohol, food and meaningless sex… but nothing worked. Try making some horrible friends and attending game nights filled with alcohol and low expectations. Soon the constant dread that haunts you will be replaced by emotional numbness.